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[notsogrimreaper]

THE "NEVER HAVE I EVER" MEME

- One character starts a thread stating something that they have not done.
- Characters who have done said thing take a drink.
- Younger characters (say 14 and under) will have to have orange juice instead of alcohol. Whether the younger characters like it or not.
- If your character isn't the type to play this game, the gods have forced them to. For some reason.
- EVERYONE'S EMBARRASSING SECRETS ARE REVEALED. Profit!

Comments

[emperor_with_no_groove]

[BRB CHOKING.]

H-Hey! I'm not a pervert-!

DA FUQ IS THAT ICON

[hasthepotential]

[YOU'RE CHOKING?!]

You're the one talking about going topless!

[emperor_with_no_groove]

[Not at all.

He sighs.] It’ll be my fault if you get drunk. So you should stop now.

[hasthepotential]

[What do you mean 'get' drunk?]

You're just jealous that I'm winning.

AKIHIKO’S EXTRA BEDROOM SCENE! 8D YOU NEVER GOT IT? D8

[emperor_with_no_groove]

I’m a boxer! We don’t wear shirts in the ring!

[emperor_with_no_groove]

…Or are you drunk already? [He waves his hand in front of her face. Totally ignoring her remark.]

NO I KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT FUUU WATCH WHERE YOU WHIP THAT THING OUT

[hasthepotential]

You miss my point, senpai.

[But is anyone surprised?]

[cursedtolive]

What a gent! Well then I'm sure she'll be fine.

[hasthepotential]

[She snatches his hand and frowns.]

I'm winning.

Oh? Why~? You don’t like it? :3 Hahaha whip that thing out… *SHOT*

[emperor_with_no_groove]

[Lineface.]

Then make it clearer.

[emperor_with_no_groove]

[Come to think of it, you look pretty young there.]

You be careful too, okay? …Are you even old enough to drink?

Intentional wording why do I even.

[hasthepotential]

You'll give the kids ideas.

[emperor_with_no_groove]

[He pulls his hand back and presses it against her forehead now.]

Is that how you win at this game? By getting drunk the quickest?

[cursedtolive]

I've got juice! I don't like the taste of alcohol all too much.

YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID THEM

[emperor_with_no_groove]

......

[That is one scary fucking face, Minako.]

They don’t really get what we’re saying… do they? They’re just kids.

[hasthepotential]

[She flaps her arms and shoos Akihiko's hand away from her forehead QUIT IT SENPAI PEOPLE WILL SEE AND GET THE WRONG IDEA OMG]

That's how the game ends. I figure being first to cross the finish line means you win.

[emperor_with_no_groove]

Oh. That’s all right then.

[Wait a minute.]

You’ve had it before?

[emperor_with_no_groove]

[HE’S JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU SO BEHAVE YOU TROUBLESOME GIRL

Akihiko huffs in annoyance and pulls his hand back.] Fine, I get it. You seem lucid enough anyway.

I’ll stay here and make sure you don’t pass out.

[cursedtolive]

Um. By accident?

I mean I hung out at a speako the last few days before I got here, and once I was really, really thirsty.

... It didn't really help.

[hasthepotential]

You can drink my drinks for me, if that'd make you feel better.

[Kekekekeke]

[emperor_with_no_groove]

[And he dutifully takes her glass away, setting it down next to him.]

I’ll have to be sober in order to carry you back, you know.

[emperor_with_no_groove]

I see. [He nods.] Alcohol dehydrates your body even more. You’re better off drinking something with electrolytes, or a protein shake.

[Please stop him before he goes on forever.]

[cursedtolive]

... What?

[emperor_with_no_groove]

Uh... Never mind.

[cursedtolive]

I think the best thing to drink would be water as long as you've got clean water.