notsogrimreaper: (Ryoji Mochizuki: squee!)
Ryoji Mochizuki / 'Mushi' ([personal profile] notsogrimreaper) wrote in [community profile] itsadamjoke2013-05-21 09:19 am

/sliiiiiiiides in here




THE "NEVER HAVE I EVER" MEME


- One character starts a thread stating something that they have not done.
- Characters who have done said thing take a drink.
- Younger characters (say 14 and under) will have to have orange juice instead of alcohol. Whether the younger characters like it or not.
- If your character isn't the type to play this game, the gods have forced them to. For some reason.
- EVERYONE'S EMBARRASSING SECRETS ARE REVEALED. Profit!
emperor_with_no_groove: (seriously?)

[personal profile] emperor_with_no_groove 2013-05-21 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, when you put it like that... He feels kinda bad now.]

Of course I will. I need to make sure she’s safe.
cursedtolive: (a favor for me?)

[personal profile] cursedtolive 2013-05-21 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What a gent! Well then I'm sure she'll be fine.
emperor_with_no_groove: (watching from the shadows)

[personal profile] emperor_with_no_groove 2013-05-21 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Come to think of it, you look pretty young there.]

You be careful too, okay? …Are you even old enough to drink?
cursedtolive: (let's explore the ship.)

[personal profile] cursedtolive 2013-05-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got juice! I don't like the taste of alcohol all too much.
emperor_with_no_groove: (:o)

[personal profile] emperor_with_no_groove 2013-05-21 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. That’s all right then.

[Wait a minute.]

You’ve had it before?
cursedtolive: (claire's face is really close.)

[personal profile] cursedtolive 2013-05-21 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. By accident?

I mean I hung out at a speako the last few days before I got here, and once I was really, really thirsty.

... It didn't really help.
emperor_with_no_groove: (lecturing AKA Mitsuru mode)

[personal profile] emperor_with_no_groove 2013-05-21 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. [He nods.] Alcohol dehydrates your body even more. You’re better off drinking something with electrolytes, or a protein shake.

[Please stop him before he goes on forever.]
cursedtolive: (family trip.)

[personal profile] cursedtolive 2013-05-21 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the best thing to drink would be water as long as you've got clean water.
emperor_with_no_groove: (prepare yourself)

[personal profile] emperor_with_no_groove 2013-05-21 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He nods in agreement.] Water is important to your body, even though it doesn’t add any nutrients.
cursedtolive: (holy shit that's a tattoo.)

[personal profile] cursedtolive 2013-05-21 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.

You sound like you know a lot about this "being healthy" thing. Are you a doctor? You look real young to be one.
emperor_with_no_groove: (jacket)

[personal profile] emperor_with_no_groove 2013-05-21 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but I need to know these things in order to train and stay in shape. I’m an athlete – boxing, specifically. This is all basic stuff most people should know, anyway. Everyone needs to take care of their own body.
cursedtolive: (held at gunpoint.)

[personal profile] cursedtolive 2013-05-21 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I'm sorry I don't know anything about it.