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THE "NEVER HAVE I EVER" MEME

- One character starts a thread stating something that they have not done.
- Characters who have done said thing take a drink.
- Younger characters (say 14 and under) will have to have orange juice instead of alcohol. Whether the younger characters like it or not.
- If your character isn't the type to play this game, the gods have forced them to. For some reason.
- EVERYONE'S EMBARRASSING SECRETS ARE REVEALED. Profit!

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[Well, now he’s confused.]

…Isn’t that the point of this game? How else do you win at it?

I didn't think the point of the game was to target one person, but I dunno. I've never played it before.

Some games and competitions are like that. And you can use that as a premise.

Well if you say so. Still, if you keep targeting your friend you're just gonna get her smashed, so I hope you're ready to take responsibility.

[Well, when you put it like that... He feels kinda bad now.]

Of course I will. I need to make sure she’s safe.

What a gent! Well then I'm sure she'll be fine.

[Come to think of it, you look pretty young there.]

You be careful too, okay? …Are you even old enough to drink?

I've got juice! I don't like the taste of alcohol all too much.

Oh. That’s all right then.

[Wait a minute.]

You’ve had it before?

Um. By accident?

I mean I hung out at a speako the last few days before I got here, and once I was really, really thirsty.

... It didn't really help.

I see. [He nods.] Alcohol dehydrates your body even more. You’re better off drinking something with electrolytes, or a protein shake.

[Please stop him before he goes on forever.]

... What?

Uh... Never mind.

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EVERYONE IS A WINNER AKI-SEN

[She's a lightweight, yup. Whooo runner's metabolism!]

[Eyes her warily.]

…I think you’ve had enough.

[Get it? Aki-sen?!]

But the game's just started! ♥

[Not at all.

He sighs.] It’ll be my fault if you get drunk. So you should stop now.

[What do you mean 'get' drunk?]

You're just jealous that I'm winning.

…Or are you drunk already? [He waves his hand in front of her face. Totally ignoring her remark.]

[She snatches his hand and frowns.]

I'm winning.

[He pulls his hand back and presses it against her forehead now.]

Is that how you win at this game? By getting drunk the quickest?

[She flaps her arms and shoos Akihiko's hand away from her forehead QUIT IT SENPAI PEOPLE WILL SEE AND GET THE WRONG IDEA OMG]

That's how the game ends. I figure being first to cross the finish line means you win.

[HE’S JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU SO BEHAVE YOU TROUBLESOME GIRL

Akihiko huffs in annoyance and pulls his hand back.] Fine, I get it. You seem lucid enough anyway.

I’ll stay here and make sure you don’t pass out.

You can drink my drinks for me, if that'd make you feel better.

[Kekekekeke]

[And he dutifully takes her glass away, setting it down next to him.]

I’ll have to be sober in order to carry you back, you know.

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